Mr Scott
Campaigning for the repeal of clause 2(8) - the Dram clause - which promotes the drinking of 8 double whiskies and is also calling for a review of the Spoof laws as he always seems to lose (not a new concept in the LibDems). Rumour has it that all this decision making is proving too fraught for our leaders and a newspaper poll will decide the allocation of the £6bn Scottish budget - may we suggest a modest donation to the Diggers Benevolent Fund ?
Mr. Scott, never one to miss a political opportunity, has been going all out to increase the electorate and, in the process, secure a loyal and increased majority for himself and his party. Well done indeed - such dedication is commendable, but don't take too much work home with you.
With ten months holidays a year, governance can be a tiring vocation but there should be no excuse for not finding the requisite time for golf practice, so the lad must be a favourite.
For this year, Mr. Scott will be adopting a nil-by-mouth diet - much the same as last year but avoiding the chore of eating anything at all. He has been signed to the Diggers Tour on a reputed £15m, long term contract though the deal will be subject to a medical (8 whiskies, 6 G&T's, 5 VRB's and 6 pints of heavy in a relatively short space of time) to ensure he can cope with the rigours of premiership drinking but sources close to the deal believe he'll pass with flying colours, although there could be a lot of cleaning up afterwards. Mr. Scott is an investment for the future and the management of PSV Diggers believe that the payback in subsequent years in terms of rounds bought but not drunk by him will be substantial.
